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Someone Demotivational Poster


TAGS: morbid fascination someone else s pain
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - March 10, 2016, 3:02 pm
Very engaging...
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:18 am
'The big bucks', derisive snort.... you aren't lying about that badge are you? Liftin' the ole coffee cup to my 'sister' on this one......hugs! Well done! ^!!!!! It was my job to pry them out and get dirty. A hero aint nothin' but a sandwich. You get it.

BACKUP - Even when you feel alone, just know someone is covering your six ...

TAGS: backup someone covering your six
Rating: 4.39/5

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falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:58 pm

PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.

TAGS: you know your dumb when someone makes a picard facepalm with ms word
Rating: 4.21/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:14 am
Computers are a myth! They are only the images we see after the Government gives us the hypno-drugs! The year is actually 1836, and everything you know and see is a lie! J/K, don't send pretend hate mail. It doesn't exist anyway.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:13 am
bats are birds... why are there people who waste their time by giving "correct" answers to such a question?!?*fg*
thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:04 am
While we're discussing Yahoo Answers... here is my favorite. http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100421052612AADGqkk
corbett06 - May 5, 2010, 8:56 am
talk about blind faith what a fricken moron
boeweizer - April 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
the idiocy of sum ppl, i mean wow!
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 3:36 pm
I was gonna give it 5 until I saw the typo. 4L


BLOODSUCKING EVIL DEVIL WOMAN - Otherwise known as the ex wife.

TAGS: someone once asked me why i like porn so much i just laughed and laughed
Rating: 3.39/5

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LD0ne - April 13, 2010, 9:28 am
i beg to differ http://www.naughty.com/news/Avril_Lavigne/Hot_Maxim_Photos/images/Avril_Lavigne_Nice_Curves_picture.jpg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 4:23 pm
Is that Avril Lavigne? The only thing scarier is her without a little photoshopping or with a microphone.


TAGS: point finger someone three yourself
Rating: 4.42/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:42 pm
and the fifth at your d5ck for that matter :)

VALENTINES DAY - Its 4:55pm and your hunting for the elusive 'Perfect Gift'... do not panic.., we've found it..!!


TAGS: there is always someone sicker than you
Rating: 4.53/5

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CaptainBaked - March 28, 2011, 7:37 pm
nice one dude... well played
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 11:07 pm
That's hot. 5.

WARNING - Never aggravate someone who has several high definition photos of you... It just won't end well

TAGS: never aggravate someone
Rating: 4.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 10, 2011, 4:35 am
Thanks and yes... that is a sneaky little booger that, I honestly didn't see it, but do keep my eyes open for those... drat! thanks though
Feasibly - August 9, 2011, 10:38 pm
You are making some amsome posters MOrd3kaI...help our mods watch out for the tagged ones though. This one is tagged in the lower left corner. Sneaky little booger. ;)


TAGS: someone is going to get it in the kisser
Rating: 4.48/5

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Faceplant31 - February 21, 2010, 3:24 pm
Amsome! 5L
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 3:08 pm
Bravo GS, 5Ls.

BEST WEDDING DRESS - Let's just hope the Reverend can stay focused!

TAGS: august challenge someone is consummating their wedding
Rating: 3.07/5

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hootizz - June 28, 2010, 6:34 pm
Ummmm.., do you think that she can get away with wearing white..?? somehow I don't think so..!! The 'stag do' would have been fun...


TAGS: why believe someone stars paint
Rating: 4.89/5

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Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:19 am
That's if you believe the internet...
gas - February 12, 2012, 5:56 pm
don't forget to quote the author, it's from O. Wilde (or at least that's what the internet says xD)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Hm. . . that's a good one. . . (*le me hurrying off with my new inspiration*) ;D
gas - February 12, 2012, 10:42 am
"we can believe the impossible, but not the improbable" xDD

WHY BOTHER? - You can only motivate someone That is willing to Be motivated

TAGS: help someone emo to live
Rating: 4.4/5

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Mahomygod - June 20, 2011, 4:59 am
Sod the emos.. hug me!
Sho - June 19, 2011, 9:17 pm
sounds.....effective, yes
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:15 pm
a cattle prod works



TAGS: always someone for everybody alone
Rating: 4.68/5

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maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 10:35 am
I Lived In THe Far North All My Live And Was Never Lonely Until I Had To Live In The City.


TAGS: culos wtf someone please explain
Rating: 4.57/5

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Zetmonk - January 6, 2012, 8:51 am
Might hootizz be referring to South Africa by any chance? We've got more than a few skirts, cucumbers and Aids here afterall...
Leonor - May 29, 2011, 11:22 am
Sorry people... these are DEF not South american or hispanic.. please study geography and demography...
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:57 pm
I can speak to this poster, culos... as I'm hispanic by injection (two south american lez girlfriends... not sure how it works out. But, if you think that fish tacos just happen by divine means, then you truly won't understand what it takes to make them.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 2:48 pm
Aaaaaaah.., why is one wearing a skirt..?? I think we have just found out why there is an AID's problem in SA...


MAYBE, JUST ONCE... - Someone could call me "Sir" without adding "you're making a scene"

TAGS: someone could call me sir
Rating: 4.17/5

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R.S.Jake - May 13, 2010, 12:57 pm
Yep, quite comfy, I especially like the fact that the bottom half is colored yellow, then there are no awkward moments when you have to explain the urine stains.
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 12:52 pm
I got mine, and it's amsome! I can't keep the chicks (except for this one chick) off of me... no matter how I act! Who ever said that grey is a turn-off to women hasn't thrown on this snap-crotch onesie!
GreyScorpion - May 13, 2010, 8:42 am
Check out the GS signiture series shirt he's wearing!!....nice!.. 100% poly for that stay HAWT look all through the night....all the chicks be diggin' him....$39.99 at your finer Men's Fashion Boutiques, and your nearest Wal-Mart. Get Yours Today!!


TAGS: new spin on calling someone outstanding
Rating: 3.41/5

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LogicDude - June 16, 2009, 8:35 am
Where's the bite mark on his butt?
MO - June 15, 2009, 5:39 pm
The dork stork!!
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 5:37 pm
Usually the stork brings a baby. FTA....
MO - June 15, 2009, 5:36 pm
Sean, did you make this with FTA in mind? 'cause it fits...

LONELY - Someone has to be

TAGS: lonely brook someone
Rating: 2.48/5

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willowbrook - August 15, 2008, 11:43 am
When suicide isnt enough
Fatty - August 8, 2008, 3:41 pm
That looks like a plate of vomit ummm!

YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE - You dare to mock Australia's national food GSJ21. Now I'll give you something to scream about.

TAGS: a harmless comeback to someone mocking vegemite
Rating: 1.92/5

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pzykosiz - May 16, 2010, 7:52 pm
hi buddy. thanks for noticing my poster. i hope you enjoyed it
GSJ21 - May 16, 2010, 7:40 pm
You see all that does is remind everyone that you don't have taste buds. Plus I know a few Australian's who don't like it, might wanna do some "re-patriotizing" in Newcastle, buddy.


TAGS: someone get me off of this rock iceman
Rating: 4.72/5

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Greeny - March 13, 2011, 9:44 am
I can make an island in the bathtub!
Arkot - March 13, 2011, 5:39 am
what about the Isle of Man?

TEAMWORK - Is essential - it allows you to blame someone else

TAGS: teamwork allows blame someone
Rating: 4.46/5

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almarpa - August 10, 2010, 1:53 pm
Thank you!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 11:59 am
Good one.



TAGS: is someone filming this pzy
Rating: 4.78/5

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Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 8:56 pm




TAGS: male female someone is pissed
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - July 7, 2011, 10:18 pm


REFEREE - for once putting his head up someone else's ass

TAGS: refs always have their heads up someone s posterior it s just usually their own
Rating: 4.41/5

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Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 12:45 pm
Amsome! 5L DL


TAGS: someone save us cubby
Rating: 4.33/5

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Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 10:31 am

GENDER STEREOTYPE ENFORCEMENT - Good job Citizen... ...he doesn't have a sister!

FUN WITH THE NEWS - When the news doesn't realize the pronunciation of certain words


DIRTY PICTURES - The more time you spend on the internet, the more likely it is that you'll find this image to be inappropriate.

TAGS: you need to get up turn off the computer and find someone who will screw your brains out
Rating: 3.48/5

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Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 12:50 am
$20 says I spend too much time on the internet.
Darverses - September 28, 2009, 12:48 am
$20 says you made these on MS paint while having those inappropriate things in your head.

LOVE IS OUR TRUE DESTINY - We Do Not Find The Meaning Of Life Alone, We Only Find It With Another ... ... Sometimes With One Who Failed

SOMEONE - Didn't get the joke.

TAGS: someone didnt get eye left right
Rating: 2.17/5

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Christopher - April 26, 2009, 5:30 am
The Bukkake Ninja - you'll never see him coming. "Ow, my eye!" Someone get the original image, and redo it just as I typed it.
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 7:41 am
Someone doesn't know how to "use" WOMEN.
aPauling - September 12, 2008, 9:01 am
SOMEONE: Doesn't know how to use the comments section.


TAGS: think someone has with a bag of nickels
Rating: 1.62/5


TAGS: someones getting married
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - November 15, 2010, 5:37 pm
awesome! I thought you guys were already married. What fun! congratulations
Sean - November 15, 2010, 4:56 pm
Sean - November 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
Poser idea: SETTLING Hey, she could do worse ... but that's not why it's called "settling." (congrats, you crazy kids!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2010, 3:49 pm
It's your best man's job to throw you a bachelor party...Good move picking the most well payed friend you have. I hope I'm invited...I haven't thrown up on a stripper for years.
Hawamleh - November 15, 2010, 3:32 pm
How about me..
TheTrashHeap - November 15, 2010, 8:38 am
Thanks Guys. So... who's throwing me a bachelor party?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2010, 4:27 am
That's a little Ghey...But yeah, I guess we all sorta love you. You sissy.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 3:55 am
Love you, TTH... Best of wishes.
CANADA - November 15, 2010, 3:08 am
pzykosiz - November 14, 2010, 11:26 pm
congrats TTH, and all that other crap that people generally say in this situation. hope you live a happy life after this
ICEMAN - November 14, 2010, 11:12 pm
Rock & roll TTH. The absolute best to you & your soon to be bride.
crankyhead - November 14, 2010, 9:47 pm
you're welcome trash =)
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2010, 9:44 pm
Well I'm obviously giving this one a 5! Thanks Cranky!


TAGS: parody someones poster challenge 116999 ice
Rating: 4.75/5

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rerun - October 16, 2010, 3:40 am

Nice. Guess I will go for that good old quantity over Quality theme to build my numbers
agdaniele - October 16, 2010, 2:11 am


TAGS: how badly do you want to save someone apathy
Rating: 4.72/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 11:18 pm
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 11:13 pm
So would I.... if the right girl was using it before me.
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 11:12 pm
She would most likely eat a tanning bed.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:26 pm
I'm sure yours gets uncomfotable when being forced into a tanning bed, TTH!
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 1:31 pm
Likely tucked underneath, they curl the tail in an almost modest way to protect the sensitive stuff. Mine does it while suntanning.
Cubbybear - August 5, 2010, 10:19 am
LOL! where's his tail? 5/5


TAGS: at one point or another we all kill someone
Rating: 4.5/5

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Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 12:50 pm
Why thank you fido.
phydeaux - May 27, 2010, 12:45 am
faceman, after all the posters, comments, and topic 1000 entries, you never cease to amaze me sir. 5 highly stoked high 5's


TAGS: what is this the seventies someone get that chick a razor
Rating: 4.14/5

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spacedog - February 23, 2010, 7:09 pm
LOL! I'm an idiot. This poster does reference the Mods and their role on the site. This does NOT refer to TOC in the tags. Again, I'm not that clever.

EVERY TIME - Someone asks for admin

THE SACRIFICIAL OFFERING - It's Almost Ready The Gods Will Be Pleased

TAGS: someone has to do it
Rating: 2.89/5

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sasquatch76 - February 14, 2010, 4:32 pm
Messing with drunks is always funny, poor passed out bastard.


Suicide -

TAGS: suicide end pain passes someone
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - April 20, 2016, 12:11 pm
Thanks, Vern.
lgvernon - April 20, 2016, 11:57 am

Outstanding poster.

Enjoying your weekend? -

TAGS: how to ruin someone s weekend
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 28, 2017, 10:36 pm
HAHAHAhahahaha! Ya, it would be! Evil....I like that! Chuckle, chuckle...
Iconoclast - March 28, 2017, 3:53 pm
Perfect for ending a powerpoint presentation at a Saturday program. :-)